do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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