I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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