woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
People in love make me want to vomit
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
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