That's when you crack a 10am beer
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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