We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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