It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think your dad took our porno
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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