4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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