We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just found puke in my bra..
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
