I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I'm really busy with my period
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