38 yer olds are good kisserssss
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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