it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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