I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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