question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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