I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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