remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
