How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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