Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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