He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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