what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
