i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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