I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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