every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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