just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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