Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
