Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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