Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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