he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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