i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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