I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
It's shark week go big or go home
I supernannyed him into submission
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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