Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i think my mom watched the whole time
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
