i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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