Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
