i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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