Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
