I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
