How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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