worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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