last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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