I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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