Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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