You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
