I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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