fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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