its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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