Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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