Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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