Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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