I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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