That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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