When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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