Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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