idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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