I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my shit smells like andre
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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