I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Who put my cat in the fridge?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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